Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Not long left

so its just about 6 weeks until I depart these waters and head back to the UK with portia for a month and then onto Aussie. I had to come out and tell everyone and couldnt keep the secret any longer. Summer is on it's way and I am officially un-employed and able to just enjoy myself, and enjoy myself I have.

I the drink/piss/booze/bevvies has been calmed down and running has recommenced in an attempt to save money, thats not to say there hasnt been moments.
We had to move out of our Parnell home and into the backpackers for our final 2 months and it's not a bad deal we've got, Justine's taken $40 off the price a night.
Flights, Hotels, Visas are all sorted and ready to go, just need to pay off our bills and get back on track with our saving money.

Sammy Spinnetto was the first of us that's left to move over to Aussie and boy did he go out with a bang. For some strange reason the lads thought it would be a good idea to move up to Paihia for a weekend of sunshine.... and carnage.
Most of the boys went up Thursday night to check out the place while me, marc and gaz had to finish work on the friday. Not that we expected anything less but the lads went loose on the first night and the highlight would probaly be hearing the Ross had gone AWOL and only several hours after they first noticed he was missing did the story unfold... Ross took the car in the middle of the night and tried driving (drunk) to meet up with a swedish girl, they didnt do anything and he crashed on the way back, nothing bad though, just a dent. The guys laid into him saying that it was a boys weekend so no girls and what not. Ross sat in the car and didn't say a word to anyone all night then in the wee hours of the morning took the car again to go meet up with girl again. He wrote it off and was found hours later on the phone to the AA.
SO that is what we arrived to and to add a bit of organisation to the weekend we got our priorities sorted and shaved Sam's head, went for a midnight dip in the out of order pool and passed out in various spots. Saturday we got up went into town to get some breakfast and harassed the waitresses with our pirate singing before renting out some jet skis and taking to the water for an hour.
This is probaly the point where things got a bit out of control, to condense down the night heres what happened;
1. we got on the drink about 5pm at the beach house
2. headed into town after gaz had polished off his 1 litre bottle of whiskey
3. gaz fell into a bush and then threw his bottle at us nearly taking marcs head off
4. went to base bar at which point we saw it was too busy and left for a pool hall bar
5. stole a trophy from the bar
6. got a kebab with the trophy
7. got told how disappointed sam was that I hadn't got naked for him yet
8. got naked and ran into the sea
9. picked up clothes leaving iphone and passport behind
10. walked home naked
11. got home, realised missing items, couldnt find them
12. left to come home early with the first car, had email off my dad saying my passport was found and on the way to auckland police station
13. found out it had been taken out to sea and someone saw it floating along